*Baby starts crying on a plane*
I HAVE NO WORDS
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
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want to burn 1000s of calories fast???
- try to put your bed sheets on your bed
she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
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fresh | modern | neon
fresh // modern following similar
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WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys